Jokes of Shadow

Shadow141411 Apr 2022333 viewsEnglish (US)

I compiled some jokes here. I hope you enjoy :)

Knock knock!

Who is it?

Knock knock!

Who is it?

Knock knock!

Who is it?

Knock knock!

Who is it?

I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S KNOCK KNOCK!

OK :)

Hey Shadow, you've seen my watch?

Yes, Rick Astley.

OK, where?

Plenty of places, like your bag, your room, your car, your-

I meant today!

Oh, OK. Then why didn’t you just say that?

...

Hello, humans. We're the, 'Lichess VS Chess.com' threads, and this is the secret to our survival: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ai8nJRuMXE

Hey Shadow, do you know of a shortcut to success?

Well, Rick, I've good & bad news: The good news is I know of a shortcut to success; the bad news is that I lied when I wrote, 'I know of a shortcut to success.' :)

There's a new Chess site called 'DontClickHereChess.org.' As soon as you enter the site, a familiar song starts playing, and a very handsome man starts dancing. ;)

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